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If anyone has been paying attention over the years, Pete is the only character whose denomination we actually know.
I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.
I’d love a movie where Bob Newhart plays Jesus, though he’s a bit old now. Imagine how long the sermon on the mount would take!
Seems like a good promo to me.
I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.
As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
Anonymity is not what it used to be.
Pete’s a good character to have in the arsenal because he can say all those things too dumb for anyone else.
Inspired by a fast-food chain that recently started advertising “beer-battered fish”.
This one has gone over very well. I was a little worried that some might take offense, but if they did, it wasn’t enough to make them write in.
