Skip to content
For the record, this is not intended to make fun of Tom Selleck, who I enjoy on “Blue Bloods” and is the only true “Magnum P.I.”
I have no aps on my phone, but plenty of naps on my calendar
Funny, in a personal way.
Ergo, dogs are nature.
For those of you who don’t get this one … I don’t know what to tell you.
I’m happy to say my wife hates being on the phone almost as much as I do.
I think it’s stupid that there’s not just one standard for all writing. That being said, I love to mix styles and find a way to say something that’s correct in one style and wrong in another.
I go into some spaces where the TV is really too big, overwhelming the room, and I think to myself, “I want one like that.”
I have bi-polar friends who loved this joke and bi-polar friends who were terribly offended. (And no, they weren’t the same person.)
I think “Redneck Dwarves” would be a good name for a band. Probably ska.
