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Yodeling for Yokels

The joke in the first panel was popular when I was a kid. I wonder if enough kids know what yodeling is these days for it to still work.

Negatory on the Test There, Good Buddy

I actually had this conversation with the person who called from the county board of health when I had the virus.

Trading Cards

I can still remember opening a pack once and the gum fell out. When it hit the sidewalk it shattered like a piece of glass.

Helpful Ditties

It may be tat people who pass bad checks get more than thirty days … unless they can prove they were doing so as part of a riot.

Talking to Women

I’ve wondered about this phenomena for years!

Who Are the LAST Responders

This came about because I went into a convenience store one day wearing my hospice badge and they gave me my drink for free. I thanked them, but then I got to thinking that we’re not actually first responders.

There is no Vaccine

I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.

The Mandonerdian

I enjoyed “The Mandalorian” but I wasn’t crazy about it like a lot of fans I know.

Book Signing “The Turtle”

I will be having a book-signing of “The Turtle – a parody” on April 10, from 1-3 in the afternoon at the Window on the Plains Museum in Dumas, Texas. Admission is free, books are not! Hope to see you there!!

What About Gelatinous Shots?

My Catholic friends liked this one. Haven’t heard from my Jell-O friends.