
How would snakes feel about the fourth chapter of Genesis? “Hey! We could’ve been walking around upright all this time!”

How would snakes feel about the fourth chapter of Genesis? “Hey! We could’ve been walking around upright all this time!”

To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!

This was actually inspired by my niece when she was little. Her father was going to Seattle and she was determined to find out who Attle was.

There’s something about the old song. I don’t know what it is. And just because they’re old it doesn’t mean they’re good. Think Gregorian chants.

There’s an “Asian Fusion” food restaurant near here. I’ve never gone because I don’t know what it’s supposed to be fused with.

I never really understood that song anyway. So I have always figured it was about going to the restroom.

This is the kind of ‘toon I love coming up with. Where the characters are somehow aware of comic strip tropes.

I don’t care if I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I just don’t want to have the worst.

If you had Doctor Tuttle in your local newspaper, you would have seen this strip in the Christmas day edition.

Mistletoe should look like the toes of a missile, if you ask me. English is a fun language.