Two-a-Days Tweet I love milk shakes, except that I’m cheap and the ice cream by itself is usually less expensive.
And Four of Them Would Make … Tweet I remember actually having this conversation back in elementary (and neither of us knew what it meant).
What’s Up, Swabby? Tweet When I got my covid test, it felt like the swab was as long as depicted here and that they were trying to see if they could push it all the way through my head. In the words of my doctor, “I’m going to touch your brain now.”
Alcoholic Whoops Tweet We have alcoholic wipes at work we’re supposed to use on our tablets. I’ve learned to not use them unless my car door is open or the window is rolled down, otherwise they about knock me out.
Unsteady Gait Tweet Inspired by all the times in hospice that I’ve heard it said that someone has an “unsteady gait”.
He’s Less What? Tweet This was inspired by a newsman I used to hear on the radio who would always end by saying “I’m Les Brown”. I always wanted to know: than what?
Who Would? Tweet I have actually been in a restaurant when food from another restaurant was delivered to the workers. I don’t blame them, as you’d probably get tired of the food your place serves, I just find it funny.