I actually thought of this joke years ago, when a child in Sunday School. Don’t know why it took me this long to draw it.
Biblical Ballet
Category: Tuttle
Watch Your Tongue
Watch your tongue, men, before she watches it for you!
Classical Music
“I hear tell you’re doing well, good things have come to you. I wish I had your good-luck charm, and you had to … “
GWRHYR is not a Misspelling
I “discovered” this Arthurian knight while reading Christopher Snyder’s excellent “The Making of Middle Earth.”
Lemon-like
I started out to mention a specific lemon candy, but wasn’t sure about the trademark implications. Think of a bursting star. This is almost as funny.
Wolf’s Bane
This sounds like a show I wouldn’t watch as I’m not into cop shows. Except “Blue Bloods”, which is the best thing on.
Classic Western Music
Thanks to the Korn Kobblers and my dad for teaching me this song. I just didn’t know until today that it had verses.
Animal Fears
I enjoy watching those TV shows, but I wouldn’t want to actually have to handle the animals. Animals excrete enough disgusting things when they’re healthy.
Fireman’s Slide
DO giraffes have tonsils? I could Bing it, but I hate to go to all that trouble.
Eating Healthy(er)
Who all caught the reference to the world’s greatest TV show? Let me know if you did.