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Rocketry-try-try again

I used to love doing model rockets when I was about 6-8th grade. I’ve thought about trying it again as an adult, but what I don’t really need is another hobby.

Scheming

I don’t know if enough people remember Fonzi for this joke to work.

List of Lists

For the title up there (above) on the web page, I wanted to use the punch-line, but that ruins the joke below.

It’s that Season

I was pouring myself some cough syrup one day and realized that, in the little dosage cup, it looked a lot like our communion juice on Sundays.

In a Timely Manner

I have a neurologist who is a very good doctor, if you don’t mind waiting. A lot.

How Real Are The Housewives?

I have actually never seen any of those “Real Housewives” shows. Not even a minute. I still feel qualified to make fun of them.

70 Years on the Throne

I think I did this comic, or one similar, when it was 60 years. I’m sure she gets tired of these jokes in person.

Doctors Know Nuttin’!

I thought about titling this “Doctors Who Don’t Listen”. I have noticed that some doctors don’t listen, but neither do some patients.

Putting the “Pro” in Procrastinator

Based on a friend of mine who actually did forget to send his twin sister a card in time.

Mustard Returns

Years ago, I did several strips about Phydeaux being afraid of the mustard identifier. Seemed like time to bring that phobia back as I see so many people afraid of so many silly things.