The zipper part of the joke has been made by every woman I know who has had one or more Caesarians. Zip-Lock is my idea.
Caesarian Sectional
Category: Tuttle
War Re-Enactors
I have found watching people who are really good at this kind of thing interesting, for a few minutes. I have never been interested in participating.
With the Gaithers
I appreciate a lot of the songs the Gaithers have written over the years (Bill & Gloria), but I don’t enjoy watching their shows, for whatever reason.
Swing that Bed!
Back when I worked in hospice, the first time I heard the term “swing bed” I couldn’t imagine what that meant.
Move Bat Move
I(t’s a recurring joke over the years that we don’t know just how roomy Tuttle’s shell is. Like Snoopy’s dog house.
He’s Bats!
I wish I had a pair of sunglasses so dark I couldn’t tell day from night. Be great for west Texas.
Philology
This has gone over especially well with people named Phil and people who know people named Phil. With actual philologists? I have no idea
Quarter and Dime Horses
I thought about referring to a great Daffy Duck line and making him a “buck and a quarter quarterhorse”.
Scottish Nat’l Anthem
I am really surprised that, as far as I know, Groundskeeper Willie has never sung this song on “The Simpsons”. Did The Proclaimers do anything else
New Business
There was a law firm I saw somewhere whose name was a lot like this. Now I can’t remember.