This is not a riff on the “Americans invented pizza”. It’s that when I want pizza I go to a pizza place, not an Italian place.
Italian Job
Category: Food
Goes Without Saying
Most things that people “always say” are a lot like this. The difference between the two is comical.
Visualize World Peace
When someone tells me to “visualize world peace” this is all I can think of. I don’t like whirled peas
Cuties
Saw a plastic basketball in the gutter one day and this came to mind instantly.
Libertarianisms
I have a friend who is a librarian and is in no way a libertarian and I know libertarians who absolutely hate the “official party” as it’s currently constituted. They all liked this ‘toon, though!
Sloth Digest
The sloth is kind of like Pig-Pen in that he’s great, but there’s only so much you can do with him.
Lawyer Food
Courtroom drama looks interesting on TV or in the movies. In person, though?
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together, but THREE?
I was adding some marshmallows to trail mix for some reason and this idea came to mind. No, it doesn’t sound good to me, either.
Chef’s Retreat
Thought of this on the way to church one morning. Then, it was real hard to sing “I’ll Fly Away” correctly.
Anatomy 102
This cartoon caused even more confusion than the last one. Why?