No Sugar Added Tweet I think the point of most “no sugar added” ice creams is just to give us a better appreciation for sugar.
Cough Remedy Gone Bad Tweet Now someone’s going to try this and get mad at me when it makes them worse.
A Diet to Die For Tweet I have been trying to cut down on my snacking, One of the theories is that you eat “nutritionally dense” snacks and then you won’t want more. Doesn’t work.
Whopper of a Tale Tweet I have often wondered how the two products had the same name without one suing the other for copyright infringement. Maybe it happened long ago and they settled somehow.
Luther’ Diet Tweet This one didn’t appear in the papers because I didn’t think enough people would get it. I drew it anyway, just before I think it’s funny.
Afternoon DEE-Light! Tweet You may be wondering why I didn’t choose a more ubiquitous restaurant chain. I’m pretty sure I had just been to DQ, might have even still had an icre cream cone in my hand, when I drew this.
Trading Cards Tweet I can still remember opening a pack once and the gum fell out. When it hit the sidewalk it shattered like a piece of glass.
What About Gelatinous Shots? Tweet My Catholic friends liked this one. Haven’t heard from my Jell-O friends.