Writing Archives - Page 3 of 10 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Blood Worker

I don’t want to read this book. Probably printed with green ink that would get all over your hands.

Blue Cream Blues

I think this would be a great show. No, not really. Unless they can bring back the original angles–I mean, angels.

Pure Poetry

Of course, the real joke anytime Porc U. Pine is in here is the idea that anyone would a] pay for poetry or b] sell it by the line.

Classic Sci Fi

I recently saw “Wrath of Kahn” in the theater. I think it still holds up very well.

Is Not Would Not Could Not

The usual way of saying the third panel where I could from would be “ain’t it, tho?”

Cast Iron Skull-It

I know a very sad story about a cast iron skillet. Next time I see you in person, I’ll tell it.

Calling Tom. Tom, are you there?

Was watching the great “Quigley Down Under” when this idea came to mind. Now, how to get Tom Selleck on board with the project …

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Slap Happy

I still think they should have given Will Smith a Lifetime Achievement award as he single-handedly (ha!) got more press for the Oscars than they’ve had in years.