What’s Up, Swabby? Tweet When I got my covid test, it felt like the swab was as long as depicted here and that they were trying to see if they could push it all the way through my head. In the words of my doctor, “I’m going to touch your brain now.”
Culture Depends on Who is Buying Tweet For my Father’s Day present, my son took me to the gun range and bought the ammo.
To the Dogs Tweet I tried to think of a musical instrument that it would be hard to picture a duck playing, so that’s why Flatfoot is holding a harmonica.
Swelter-In-Place Tweet What did I do during the shelter-in-place nonsense? Personally, I had corona virus.Oh, and I wrote a novel and illustrated another. Very productive time!
Modern Worry, for Profit Tweet Do psychiatrists help with problems or exacerbate them? Sometimes I think it’s worth asking.
Diver Down Tweet And now, everyone I hear says it’s diverticulosis. I could look up and see if there’s a specific difference between the two, but I’m going to let you do that.
Post It Socially Introvert! Tweet The one I don’t get is when people find it necessary to post a pic of their food. Who do they think cares? Are they (when I’m not looking) saying, “Oh look! Rachel posted a picture of an Allsup’s burrito that just looks divine!!”?
Banking Error Tweet Instead of always trying to decide who gets bumped off the money in favor of Harriot Tubman, why not just come up with a new denomination? (For the record, I’m all for replacing Andy Jackson. He was a horrible president.)
Peas, Peas, Perfect Peas Tweet I had a real problem as a child understanding the difference between “peas” and “peace”. Looking back, I’m surprised how long it took me to grasp the concept of context.