Flatfoot Archives - Page 5 of 7 - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Merry Christmas (still)!

Strips appear on-line one week after they appear in the papers. If you would like to see them sooner, have your local newspaper contact me garisonfitch@gmail.com!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of me at “Tuttle’s”!

Worshipful Music

This is one of those songs that was not intended for congregational singing but is acceptable as a solo.

Radio Show Blues

I read these stories about how radio is thriving, but I wonder if they’re written by radio show people,

Thanksgiving Again

Actually, I can think of a lot of things to be thankful for this year. Good and bad happened, but lots of good. Praise God!

Pathos Sham

Someone without a chin is probably going to write in and complain about my insensitivity. to which I say, “Why is it called a ‘pillow sham’ and how soon until we get the real thing?!?'”

But What Fun!!

My wife and I played a lot of cornhole this summer. Not that we got any better at it, but it’s been fun.

Legally Minded

I still love “Matlock”, but it’s not realistic. For instance, it pretends that the Constitution still promises us a right to a speedy trial.

Wasted Time (playing in the background)

Remember when it was just going to be “two weeks to flatten the curve”?

What’s Up, Swabby?

When I got my covid test, it felt like the swab was as long as depicted here and that they were trying to see if they could push it all the way through my head. In the words of my doctor, “I’m going to touch your brain now.”

Choco-Covered

I like chocolate and I like raisins, but I do not like them together.