Sports Archives - "Tuttle's" by Sam

Bum Rap

To all the people who were surprised that I know who Flo Rida is, remember: he did a song for The Peanuts Movie. Look it up!

There really are neighborhoods near my house where every house on the street has a Grinch. Then, the next street over, they all have reindeer.

I really like bruschetta, except when it’s apparently the entire meal. Then I still want the entre.

Have you seen this contest? It’s insane. Would I have participated when I was young and foolish?

I hear people use this phrase a lot. Usually, it means they’re going to go into coaching. Does the game notice?

Would it be legal, in hacky sack, to touch it with your ears like that? Inquiring minds want to know.

I actually saw this happen once. It was in about a D-league softball game and a runner scored from first but the batter got thrown out at first.

I can’t think of anything to say about this strip. The strip says it all (but the website wants a caption.)

Yes, usually Kenny the Snake is the pitcher for the baseball team. He does well enough that they don’t replace him, I guess.

Obviously, I had to look up how to spell the guy’s name. And no, I can’t spell it from memory.