Cell Phone Culture Tweet I think it has gotten better. I’m not seeing as many couples out on what looks like a date and staring at their phones instead of talking to each other.
Heard This One Before? Tweet As a child I used to tell this joke and had no idea what it meant. The same can be said for many other jokes I told. Some of them I’m not even embarrassed by now!
Read the Signage Tweet Inspired by a Kettle Korn truck at the fair that had practically illegible writing on the side.
Masked Tweet I saw a lady recently come out of the grocery store bare-faced then get in her car, put on a mask, and drive away alone. Would love to know what that was all about.
Lookalikes Tweet There are animals that, even after someone tells me, I can’t tell how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can, otherwise there wouldn’t be more of them.
Look Alikes Tweet Having seen armadillos, I’m not sure how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can.
Marriage and Friends Tweet I think all of the major characters are married now except Pete. And Flatfoot, though he is dating.
A Civic Responsibility Tweet This cartoon appeared in December in the papers, so yes, the elections were “last month”. Secondly, I think it’s obvious that it doesn’t really matter who we elect. They’re all disasters.