samwhi371, Author at "Tuttle's" by Sam

Sloth Digest

The sloth is kind of like Pig-Pen in that he’s great, but there’s only so much you can do with him.

And I say, “Oh, why not?” Shakespeare was the king of making up new words and he’s considered a genisu.

I was thinking of this while hearing a commercial for my bank.

For those who don’t remember … ah, who am I kidding? If you don’t remember the original words. you’re probably not reading this strip anyway.

Courtroom drama looks interesting on TV or in the movies. In person, though?

This is how we used to sing this song when I was in elementary school. Makes as much sense as the original, probably more.

Why are they called “pro”-nouns? And are there anti-nouns?

Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).

I was adding some marshmallows to trail mix for some reason and this idea came to mind. No, it doesn’t sound good to me, either.