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Meeso What?

I’ve heard it pronounced “mee-so” and “mess-o”. The joke really only works with one of them. Of course, some people get mad about a joke that involves cancer in the punchline, even if I’m making fun of Pete’s intelligence and not the disease.

Cross-Pollination

How is this different from our mechanic sending us to a specialist?

Important Information for the Doctor to Have

At the medical office where I work, I happened to notice there was some Italian dressing in the fridge that was “best if used by” six years before. I almost felt bad throwing it out, considering it had survived at least three corporate mergers and a buy-out.

Misplaced Goodwill

I like the little bird.

Dedication

I had the flu and realized I enjoyed that more than my job.

Scriptural Argument

“Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eat.” ~Alf

Dying to Get In

There really is a BOGO sale going on at the cemetery nearest my house.

The Cruelest Blow

There’s a dentist office near here that’s in what clearly used to be a gas station. I am all for the re-use of old buildings, I just think this dentist should have gone to more links to make his building look less like what it used to be.

Spring Training

Fighting Sleep

I secretly admire those people who are so good and so indispensable at their jobs that they can fall asleep in meetings without fear of reprisal.