iExamine? Tweet As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
Abominable Tweet When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
Little Seizures Tweet As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
It’s a Mystery Tweet Pete’s a good character to have in the arsenal because he can say all those things too dumb for anyone else.
Ottomatic Tweet Otto the otter hasn’t been in the strip in several years, mainly because I couldn’t think of anything for him to do.
Where the Beer and the Cantaloupe Play Tweet Inspired by a fast-food chain that recently started advertising “beer-battered fish”.
Funniest Book of the Decade! Tweet The book that led imminent scholar Dr. Charlie W. Starr to write, “I would chide the author for making fun of one of the great classics of children’s literature if he weren’t so dang funny doing it.” (Author of The Faun’s Bookshelf: CS Lewis on Why Myth Matters)
Give of Yourself Tweet This one has gone over very well. I was a little worried that some might take offense, but if they did, it wasn’t enough to make them write in.
The Nekkid and the Knewed Tweet I debated with myself if, in the third panel, it should be spelled “nude”. Still not satisfied, but don’t think I would have been either way.