Robot Vacuum Blues Tweet My son’s dog sheds so much that I think it would set one of those robot vacuum’s motors on fire. And she’s a shorthaired dog. Seems like all of her eating must go to hair production.
Eating Skills Tweet The other day I was at a pizza place with my son and he pointed out a lady at a nearby table who was eating her pizza with a knife and fork. I know there’s no moral or civil law against such things, but it sure gets your attention! Okay, mine, anyway.
Rotational Scam Goes Round and Round Tweet When I first got a car, this really confused me. Now that I know what they mean by rotating the tires, I’m not convinced of the efficacy, but I do it anyway.
Body Negativity Tweet I think we all know a person like this. All the opinions and no idea that any of them might be wrong or unpopular.
Hi Bob! Tweet I bet college students today have never heard of “hi bobs”. It’s hard to say that’s a bad thing.
Aunt Ex-Terminator Tweet My sisters have really enjoyed this whole “aunt” thing. I wonder how many people who pronounce it “auhnt” have been perplexed by the whole joke.
Leading the Cheers Tweet I know there are still cheerleaders, but the last few times I’ve been to a game I couldn’t tell if they were saying anything. Does this mean they were doing a good job, if everyone is shouting over them?
An End to Stress Tweet Seriously, I ditched Facebook and Twitter years ago and have never regretted either decision. Don’t think I’ve missed out on anything, either.
No Shame There Tweet I like that he is somehow able to draw his head down below his shoulder level. Do turtles have shoulders?