This one of those strips that is best read aloud. And then be prepared for the groans.
That Kind of Car
Author: samwhi371
The Kids Are (mostly) Alright
Anybody else remember this song? Let’s sing it together! “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat … “
Take Your Thyme
I can’t remember what kind of a bird that’s supposed to be. I looked it up at the time and studied the pics.
What Would WHO Do?
My father was always disgusted with people claiming to ask, “What would Jesus do?” without ever having asked, “What DID Jesus do?”
Employee Booster
Inspired by my son’s time of working at the post office.
Songs for the Heart
It’s sad how many people didn’t know the song Phydeaux mentions. Sadder how many didn’t know how to look it up!
Cute Wittle Kitty!
They’re trained killers with killer instincts, but they look so cute curled up on the furniture and are quite cuddlesome on the lap.
Debate the Lyrics
Do kids debate the lyrics anymore? I remember sitting around and debating the songs of Styx and REO Speedwagon and David & David and so forth. I look back and rethink those lyrics and can’t imagine how we wrung that much “wisdom” out of them.
What’s In a Word?
My first shot at this joke was a little racier. I’m glad I went with this version. It’s just a one word difference, but I think words are important.
Oh, Bummer Care
The best part about my insurance is that I’ve never used it.