Vikings on the Move!

This was inspired by a story about some team (I don’t remember which one) that was holding its city hostage for a new stadium.

Certifiably Bored

I was certifiably bored at a team meeting when this occurred to me.

Love and Millionth Sight

I guess they can tell each other apart, but I don’t know how.

Watch ‘Im Throw!

Kenny the snake has been their star pitcher for years.

Baseball Heroes

This comes from my childhood, but it was more likely to happen in football: “I’m Bob Lilly!” “I’m Roger Staubach!”

Fishin’

Does anyone still call them “flies”?

Compassion for the Sick

We all know this is probably how our doctors talk about us behind our backs, but that’s okay, because it’s how we talk about them, right?

Home on the Mange

Thanks to Walt Kelly for inspiring the first panel.

RBA – Local Christian Book Store Gets into the Outdoor Market By Offering Lot’s Wife Shaped Salt Licks

Mary & Ferd’s Christian Store, one of the longest-serving businesses in town, has lately been trying its hand at offering outdoor equipment. With the success of their lines like “Apostle Paul’s Corinthian Tents” and “St. Pete’s Fishing Gear”, they are now adding items for Christian hunting enthusiasts. Continue reading “RBA – Local Christian Book Store Gets into the Outdoor Market By Offering Lot’s Wife Shaped Salt Licks”

School Danger

I have tried to make this joke in conversation, but it hasn’t worked.