Accepted Payment Tweet Have you seen the price of ammo lately? It would be effective currency in many situations.
Dim Sum of All Things Tweet I thought this was funny, but I’ve had to explain to way too many people what a “sum” is.
It’s 4:30 Somewhere Tweet When I’m on call, it’s weird that I almost never get called out Sunday evening through Thursday evening. It’s like people wait for Friday evening to take a turn for the worse.
It’s a Mystery Tweet Pete’s a good character to have in the arsenal because he can say all those things too dumb for anyone else.
A-fib Tweet There’s a lot of talk about a-fib at work (I work in Hospice) and I often think of this joke but haven’t been able to work it into an actual conversation. So you get it!