Another One of THOSE Shops?!?! Tweet I like s’mores, except that you can’t make or eat them without making a mess. Okay, so maybe that’s one of the features, not a bug.
Heard This One Before? Tweet As a child I used to tell this joke and had no idea what it meant. The same can be said for many other jokes I told. Some of them I’m not even embarrassed by now!
Read the Signage Tweet Inspired by a Kettle Korn truck at the fair that had practically illegible writing on the side.
Lookalikes Tweet There are animals that, even after someone tells me, I can’t tell how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can, otherwise there wouldn’t be more of them.
Marriage and Friends Tweet I think all of the major characters are married now except Pete. And Flatfoot, though he is dating.
Wisdom from Tolkien Tweet I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.