My father had a great memory for his high school football days. The winning totals were not inflated. … But, the way he talked about him and his teammates, it was amazing they ever lost.
There’s a lot of talk about a-fib at work (I work in Hospice) and I often think of this joke but haven’t been able to work it into an actual conversation. So you get it!
I can’t guarantee you’ll laugh, but I think you will. I can guarantee that they’re for sale, though! Click on the pic to learn more (and see some sample laughs).