Seriously, the best they can hope to strive for is third best. (Because The Dick Van Dyke Show is clearly the second-best show all-time.)
No Hope for TV
Tag: #TV
Don’t Know Much About His Story
In our usually easily-offended culture, I was a little surprised this strip drew no response, other than one guy who wrote that he saw the ending coming from the first panel
17 Year Cicadas
But then, after you show them, they’ll be just as loud as ever. We have some around here that will make your ears bleed!
Strikeout!
I know surgeries have a lot of monitors on. Surely they occasionally turn one of them to the game.
Remote Minister
Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).
Tax Time!
Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
Woe Is Lois
Yes, I’ve done a variation on this joke before. I liked the other one better.
TV or Not TV
We don’t have cable or satellite or any streaming subscriptions. When we stay at a hotel or with a friend, we are quickly unimpressed by the volume of available shows.
Bad Dudes
Even on The Rockford Files (one of the greatest shows ever) the bad guys often wore suits and hats even though they were coming over to Jim’s trailer to beat him up.
Kaley’s Triumph
There were some of her hairstyles that might have come close to this title on BBT.