Someone’s going to write in now and tell me that, “No, penguins have beaks, not bills” completely oblivious of the intended joke and (probably) incapable of getting it.
This came about because I had the dream Pete is talking about. It seemed really cool and cutting edge in the dream and then I woke up and it seemed really stupid.
There’s a lot of talk about a-fib at work (I work in Hospice) and I often think of this joke but haven’t been able to work it into an actual conversation. So you get it!