Do Penguins Have Bills? Tweet Someone’s going to write in now and tell me that, “No, penguins have beaks, not bills” completely oblivious of the intended joke and (probably) incapable of getting it.
Tell Me About Your Day Tweet This strip seems to be more popular with men than with women. Go figure.
Compassion 101 Tweet I work around very good and compassionate medical professionals. Sometimes, when it’s just us, though, you’ll hear the exasperation come out.
Cubism Dreams Tweet This came about because I had the dream Pete is talking about. It seemed really cool and cutting edge in the dream and then I woke up and it seemed really stupid.
Accepted Payment Tweet Have you seen the price of ammo lately? It would be effective currency in many situations.
It’s a Mystery Tweet Pete’s a good character to have in the arsenal because he can say all those things too dumb for anyone else.
A-fib Tweet There’s a lot of talk about a-fib at work (I work in Hospice) and I often think of this joke but haven’t been able to work it into an actual conversation. So you get it!
Dismissive of a Dismissive Attitude Tweet This is why they say the first step to conquering a problem is to admit you have the problem.