I am thankful for proctologists. I cannot imagine going into that field but am thankful for people who do.
Know What It Means
Tag: #PennGwynn
We Gotcha Covered!
I have never figured out if the sign is a marquee or if someone repaints it all the time. Enquiring minds want to know.
Pitching Washers
My family did a lot of pitchin’ washers for many, many years. Don’t know if my siblings still have their sets, but mine eventually fell apart. Might have to build another set one day.
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Mental Illness
The first two seasons of “The Mandalorian” weren’t bad, but they weren’t as good as the first six movies. They were better than the sequel movies, though, except for “Rogue One”, which was almost perfect.
Heart Cockles Be Warmed
I did not make up the information in the second panel. I wonder if it’s true, though. Surely there’s a more pedantic explanation.
Hot Chick
It’s an old joke, but a good one. I’ve used it around my house and I’m still married to the same wonderful woman!
Sympathy Isn’t What It Used to Be
I was afraid this might offend some people, but it went over best with the people with daughters. I guess people have a sense of humor after all.
Evening News is Olds
I know so many people who are perpetually upset because they keep their TV and computer on the news all day. If you want to see them really upset, tell them to turn off the news!
MRI!
I’ve had MRIs to find out why I was having headaches. I can tell you why I had a headache on the day of MRI.
Trailing the Mix
