Contemplative Woman, Maybe? Tweet Why does “wonder” have two such different meanings? I know: English.
We’re WHAT?!?! Tweet Our preacher used the phrase one Sunday that we were all “but vapor” and I had the giggles the rest of the service.
Southern Food Tweet I was thinking of food that seemed to be very regional but don’t go together. Black-eyed peas followed by Blue Bell Ice Cream? Now THAT’s magic!
Cougar Pickups Tweet The car probably should be bigger, but I wanted enough of it in the picture to make it clear that it really is a Mercury Cougar.
Warning!!! Tweet I have long wondered about this. On the day I drew this, it was a Friday and I had been sitting at a light when the tornado sirens went off. No one seemed to think anything about it. If it had been a real emergency, I don’t know how long it would have taken us to realize that.
All Seated on the Ground Tweet Unfortunately, not enough people are familiar enough with the Biblical narrative for this joke to work anymore.
F.M.L.A. is NOT a Los Angeles Radio Station Tweet I know people who take their sick leave for ridiculous reasons (to me). We only have one PTO “bank” so take it off for whatever reason you want.
Thanksgiving Do’s and Do’nuts Tweet When this came out in the paper, it was a week before Thanksgiving, which means it shows up on-line on the actual holiday. That was not on purpose. I was just too lazy to read a calendar until it was too late.