Actually, there are people who object if you put ketchup on mashed taters. I have no idea why. Probably says something about the lack of parenting they received as a child.
At the medical office where I work, I happened to notice there was some Italian dressing in the fridge that was “best if used by” six years before. I almost felt bad throwing it out, considering it had survived at least three corporate mergers and a buy-out.
