I keep hearing people who are really stressed out about this election. I care about it. I’ll vote. But there are much more important things in life.
Election Smarts
Gas Leak Advantage
My car doesn’t leak gas, but my driveway sure has weeds. I wish the rest of my yard grew like the weeds in those cracks!
No Hope for TV
Seriously, the best they can hope to strive for is third best. (Because The Dick Van Dyke Show is clearly the second-best show all-time.)
Cleanse the Palate
This is how my mind worked as a child. I was constantly misunderstanding things I thought made perfect (if weird) sense.
Stromboli Lately
Yes, Stromboli sounds more like a basketball player’s name, but what’re you gonna do?
Stress Test
A friend of mine got her cataracts removed. Surgery went well. She has insurance. Doc billed her insurance almost $40k. That must be common, because they paid it
How the Sausage is Made
I did this cartoon less for political comment and more because I never hear the phrase “renderin’ plant” anymore.
Rescue!
If you don’t get it, don’t worry. Be happy.
Open Faced Closed Mouth
I thought this as a child when someone mentioned an “open-face sandwich”
Louisiana’s For Lunch
I have several relatives who live in Louisiana. Some are from there. They all think this sounds like a good idea