Clam Shell Soup Tweet I kept ragging on people investing in crypto because it was based on nothing. None of them went for the obvious rejoinder than neither is my money.
Another One of THOSE Shops?!?! Tweet I like s’mores, except that you can’t make or eat them without making a mess. Okay, so maybe that’s one of the features, not a bug.
A Buffett of Literature Tweet After having heard of “Last of the Mohicans” all my life I finally read it recently. Buy, that was a long slog! Glad I did, but doubt I’ll do it again.
Cell Phone Culture Tweet I think it has gotten better. I’m not seeing as many couples out on what looks like a date and staring at their phones instead of talking to each other.
Heard This One Before? Tweet As a child I used to tell this joke and had no idea what it meant. The same can be said for many other jokes I told. Some of them I’m not even embarrassed by now!
Read the Signage Tweet Inspired by a Kettle Korn truck at the fair that had practically illegible writing on the side.
Masked Tweet I saw a lady recently come out of the grocery store bare-faced then get in her car, put on a mask, and drive away alone. Would love to know what that was all about.
Lookalikes Tweet There are animals that, even after someone tells me, I can’t tell how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can, otherwise there wouldn’t be more of them.
Look Alikes Tweet Having seen armadillos, I’m not sure how to tell the males from the females. I’m assuming they can.