Save Face Big Time Tweet I tried to picture what an elephant face mask would look like. Would they have a special sleeve for the trunk>
“Shame”. Maybe he meant shame Tweet I don’t know how many times over the years my wife and I have made this joke or something like it while making the beds. (Yes, we’re really boring.)
Bogans and Colorado Tweet I’m sure marijuana will eventually be legal everywhere, at which point someone will stumble across this strip and go, “Huh?” There’s probably plenty of people doing that now.
They’re So CUTE! Tweet “Plonk” is apparently Australian slang for booze. I like this character, and he shows up a couple more times, but then I wasn’t sure what to do with him.
Gun and Shield Tweet I like the cartoon in a vacuum, but in the larger sense there’s never been any hint of crime in the Tuttle’s world. We’ll just pretend this never happened, okay? Maybe the patient should have been the little bird, since we don’t know where he works.
A New Taste Sensation Tweet I am a big fan of spray whip cream, but there may be a few things it wouldn’t improve. I don’t know that chili is one of them, though.
Rich Men Get Girls Tweet I know not all women are charmed by money, but look at the ugly, rich men out there with hot young wives and clearly some women are. Yes, there are young men who marry older rich women, but either that’s less common or it just doesn’t show up as often in the news.
Freezing Over Tweet There is probably some theological bent out there that holds that hell will cease/freeze over at some point. If they’re right (they’re not), imagine all the good things that will come to be!!
Bucked Tweet I guess in reality, a beaver without prominent front teeth would be in danger of dying from starvation.