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Five Tool Players

In some seasons, the team has actually been good. Schulz is right, though: losing is funnier.

Drawing to an Inside Straight Line

My wife always says she can’t draw a stick figure. She can actually draw what she means pretty well, she just doesn’t like it.

Feeling Down

My first thought was a “feeling down” joke that might have been inappropriate. I like this one better. And since Flatfoot’s girlfriend is a chicken, that kind of ruined the first joke, anyway.

Fear of Masons

I’m surprised I’ve gotten no feedback on this from any Masons. I know there are a few left in this world.

Notary Publican

I was trying to think of who the most noted Republican was, and that was the only one I could think of. Maybe Governor Abbot.

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The Snake that Swallowed the Porcupine

Now that I see it as a headline, I think that would make for a really good children’s book title. Any ideas what it would be about?

My Best Idea Yet!!

I do think the main trouble that fraternal organizations are battling now is that no one wants to take the time. Here’s the solution!

Pariah

I’m sure this legend still exists in some quarters. I remember being told it as fact when I was a child and being afraid for my cousin who picked up a dead armadillo.

Kitten Kaboodle

Try this. Cats don’t care.