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Sloth Digest

The sloth is kind of like Pig-Pen in that he’s great, but there’s only so much you can do with him.

For those who don’t remember … ah, who am I kidding? If you don’t remember the original words. you’re probably not reading this strip anyway.

Courtroom drama looks interesting on TV or in the movies. In person, though?

This is how we used to sing this song when I was in elementary school. Makes as much sense as the original, probably more.

Why are they called “pro”-nouns? And are there anti-nouns?

Our church only has two TVs in the whole building, but it seems like we have ten times that many remotes. Same with my house (2 TVs, 5 remotes).

I was adding some marshmallows to trail mix for some reason and this idea came to mind. No, it doesn’t sound good to me, either.

This cartoon caused even more confusion than the last one. Why?

I thought it was a funny joke, but I’m already tired of trying to explain it.

I think of this every time we sing this song in church.