Wisdom from Tolkien Tweet I have been waiting to use this, but no one ever asks me what I did with my day.
24/7? Seriously? Tweet My doctor friends didn’t find this one funny. And they texted me from their weekend homes in the mountains to let me know their disapproval.
PB & J & JC Tweet I actually made french toast using jalapeno cheese bread. It was okay, but I don’t need to do it again.
Huh? What? Tweet Quiche Lorraine explains the joke in the third panel and some people still don’t get it.
Betrayal!! Tweet Why are they so selfish about the hedge? And honestly, other than a few hedgetoads, who want it anyway?
Beautiful In Word Form Tweet You probably don’t recognize the game Tuttle and Masonic are playing. That’s because only two copies were ever made. Excellent table-top baseball game.
What’s In a Child’s Name Tweet I don’t know anyone other than me who actually named their children in a theme–other than families where the kids all have Biblical names. Nothing against that, but I’m always running across good themes no one is using.
Name of a Woman Tweet The punchline was almost that her name was “Eastern Star” but then I thought this was funnier.
Spelling as a Way of Life Tweet I think this came about as my wife was telling me about a spelling bee at her school. I also thought about doing it as a riff on Aunt Bee.