iExamine? Tweet As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
Abominable Tweet When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
Little Seizures Tweet As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
Ottomatic Tweet Otto the otter hasn’t been in the strip in several years, mainly because I couldn’t think of anything for him to do.
Funniest Book of the Decade! Tweet The book that led imminent scholar Dr. Charlie W. Starr to write, “I would chide the author for making fun of one of the great classics of children’s literature if he weren’t so dang funny doing it.” (Author of The Faun’s Bookshelf: CS Lewis on Why Myth Matters)
Memories of Greatness Tweet My father had a great memory for his high school football days. The winning totals were not inflated. … But, the way he talked about him and his teammates, it was amazing they ever lost.
A-fib Tweet There’s a lot of talk about a-fib at work (I work in Hospice) and I often think of this joke but haven’t been able to work it into an actual conversation. So you get it!
Laughs for Sale!! Guaranteed! Tweet I can’t guarantee you’ll laugh, but I think you will. I can guarantee that they’re for sale, though! Click on the pic to learn more (and see some sample laughs).
Barring the Code Tweet Personally, I hate those little bar code things you have to look up at a restaurant in lew of a normal menu.