Republic of Texas Tweet Seriously, isn’t it time we admit this experiment didn’t work and we go our separate ways?
Afternoon DEE-Light! Tweet You may be wondering why I didn’t choose a more ubiquitous restaurant chain. I’m pretty sure I had just been to DQ, might have even still had an icre cream cone in my hand, when I drew this.
Yodeling for Yokels Tweet The joke in the first panel was popular when I was a kid. I wonder if enough kids know what yodeling is these days for it to still work.
Trading Cards Tweet I can still remember opening a pack once and the gum fell out. When it hit the sidewalk it shattered like a piece of glass.
There is no Vaccine Tweet I’ve been trying to foster a pundemic ever since getting over the virus. I’ve also donated a lotta plasma.
Book Signing “The Turtle” Tweet I will be having a book-signing of “The Turtle – a parody” on April 10, from 1-3 in the afternoon at the Window on the Plains Museum in Dumas, Texas. Admission is free, books are not! Hope to see you there!!
What About Gelatinous Shots? Tweet My Catholic friends liked this one. Haven’t heard from my Jell-O friends.
Need a Read for your Weekend? Tweet A west Texas re-telling of The Hobbit. Laughs galore! Order it here!
Real Calvin vs. Arminius Stuff Tweet When I first thought of this joke I didn’t draw it because I figured it would be too hard to explain. Then, a couple days later, I thought, “So what?” With every joke, there’s a chance someone won’t get it. Sometimes, the funniest ones (of other people’s work) are those that are fairly obscure. So here ya go!