“I Know, Right?” Tweet I am not hearing that phrase quite as much as back in 2015 (when this was drawn), but I still hear it occasionally and it still sounds just as stupid.
Fitness Model Tweet Have you ever looked at one of those “before and after” pictures and wondered how the diet or fitness regime also changed the person’s hair, eyebrow shape, and teeth?
Fixin’ Star Wars Tweet This has been my idea ever since The Last Jedi came out. For those of you who don’t get the joke … ask your parents (especially your dad) who Victoria Principal is.
Smokers Tweet As a little kid, this is actually what I pictured when someone mentioned the term “chain smoking”. I wondered how they got them lit
Thanks Giving Tweet This is just the kind of conversation I’m pretty sure actually goes on … somewhere.
A Cute WHAT?!?! Tweet After drawing it, I decided not to submit this one to the newspapers. I think you can see why.
Sexism!! Tweet The statistics given in the first two panels are accurate. If “Gunsmoke” were remade today, someone would make sure that Matt killed an equal number of men and women.
Sentence Finishers Tweet I had a coworker who was very dedicated to hospice patients but I came to hate talking to her in the office. Every conversation took twice as long as it needed to because she would finish my sentences–incorrectly.
Somewhere in What? Tweet My wife liked this one, but I think the general reaction to it has been, “What?”
Jar-Jar Strikes Back Tweet Actually, I don’t like referring to the famed director as “Jar-Jar Abrams” because I think the character of Jar-Jar was a more positive contribution to the Star Wars franchise than anything Mister Abrams has done (or is likely to do). I wish he would have just stuck with screwing up Star Trek.