Seedy Storage Tweet I was seeing this product advertised a lot before Christmas. It just struck me as a product that would have sold really well ten or fifteen years ago.
The Joy of Freedom Tweet I almost didn’t do this one just because I wondering about any parents having to explain it to children. After all, they don’t want their children in a food fight, do they?
Fresh Air Again!! Tweet I have only visited people in jail. I haven’t served any time. Still, there’s a wonderful feeling of freedom when you leave.
Grey Bar Motel Tweet Or maybe it should be “grey bar B&B”. Plus, now this makes you want to see your friend Jack on an airplane, huh? And, hopefully, he won’t be wearing a mask.
Knocka-Knocka Tweet I was always terrible at skipping rope, but I was better than average at knock-knock jokes.
Dunkin’ What Now? Tweet I was thinking of two things I like really well that I don’t think would go great together. At least, not as a dippin’ sauce.
Run in Fright Tweet I was thinking of people I know who have gone solar and how none of them are happy with the way things have worked out compared to what they were promised.
Real Live Zombies Tweet Inspired by an actual trip to the park where I really did feel like the only one who wasn’t talking on a phone.