What to Read Tonight Tweet A Texas Ranger goes undercover in far west Texas to try and avert a range war, but begins to suspect the range war may just be a cover-up for something else. Available today on Kindle and in paperback!
My Funeral Tweet As a hospice chaplain, I do a lot of funerals. Looking forward to the day when I’m on the other side.
Doubled on the Dutch Tweet I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.
Radio Dais part 3 or 4 Tweet I had a prof in college who hated the phrase “every day life” for some reason so that has inspired me to use it often throughout life.
iExamine? Tweet As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
Abominable Tweet When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
Little Seizures Tweet As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
It’s a Mystery Tweet Pete’s a good character to have in the arsenal because he can say all those things too dumb for anyone else.