Inspired by a friend of my son’s named Helen. We all had dreams of what her name could have become had she married a certain man.
Tax Time!
Tag: #DoctorTuttle
What Did You Mean?
There are phrases we use that would be confusing to the animal world if they used them. Like “son of a —-!”
Britney’s New Song
This doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me, but then I don’t listen to Britney or country.
Eagle Eye Singing
I thought of this the first time I heard the song all those years ago.
Some Other Thoughts
Yes, that is an exact quote from “Fellowship of the Ring.” I wonder if Tolkien meant something else, though.
With Cream on Top
Ever have cream (or syrup) on your plate and an item you wouldn’t normally put anything sweet on accidentally gets some and, you won’t admit it, but you wish the sweet had gotten on more of the other item?
Woe Is Lois
Yes, I’ve done a variation on this joke before. I liked the other one better.
An Impossible Shot
It’s alarming how many people wrote to me who didn’t get this because they didn’t know that a vicarage was not part of the body.
As Much as I Hate the Term “Randos”
Some of my favorite old Cottage & CO cartoons were the single-panel, one-off gags. Think “Rubes” meets “Mister Boffo”.
Healthful Habits
I know candy corn is available all years round, but I only avail myself of it in the fall because, if I have it all year round, I would eat it all year round.