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When I’m on call, it’s weird that I almost never get called out Sunday evening through Thursday evening. It’s like people wait for Friday evening to take a turn for the worse.
It’s so bad that none of us would be surprised if this actually happened.
As a hospice chaplain, I do a lot of funerals. Looking forward to the day when I’m on the other side.
I could never jump one rope with any success. Two just looked like a potential hanging.
I had a prof in college who hated the phrase “every day life” for some reason so that has inspired me to use it often throughout life.
As a kid, I had a poster in my room that looked like an eye chart but it actually said something. Wish I could remember what.
When I did this same joke with humans years ago, I got complaints. Now, more people see my cartoon and no one complained.
As someone who was prone to little seizures before getting on the right meds, I feel qualified to make this joke.
Anonymity is not what it used to be.
Otto the otter hasn’t been in the strip in several years, mainly because I couldn’t think of anything for him to do.
