“We all want progress, but if you’re on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.” ~CS Lewis
Where Do the Snails Go?
RBA – Local Deacon Who Can’t Regularly Remember Which Testament Habakkuk is in Can Quote the Entirety of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”
Artimas Dwight, who is said to be a “deacon in good standing” with the local Harper Street Baptist Church can quote the entirety of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” from memory. Not only does he know all the lyrics, he can also specify which episodes of “Gunsmoke” and “Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.” the background sounds come from.
Mister Dwight, however, claims he has never memorized any Scripture beyond Genesis 1:1 because, “My mind just doesn’t work that way.”
RBA = Rejected Babylon Bee Article
Fastest Snail on Earth
Quick Review: “Ant-Man and the Wasp”
Finally got to see “Ant-Man and The Wasp”. OK, not like it wasn’t available in my area before today, I just hadn’t gone. But anyway, it was BY FAR the best Marvel movie in years!! Why do I say that? Because the story lasts all the way to the end of the movie! (Not just story for 80% followed by an extended fight scene for the last 20%.) Now I know why Ant-Man wasn’t in “Avengers – Infinity War”: he was off making a better movie somewhere else!
Fatty Who? What?
Ugly Mole, Dermatologist, and Thou
Fatty Who?
Top Restaurant Chef
Thoughtful Politician?
