Football Star Tweet We assume that pigs would be against football. But what if they think of it as an honor? Especially if you get to be in the championship!
They Mock Tweet There was a mockingbird in our backyard recently that had an amazingly varied repertoire. I just got thinking about them mocking us, and hence came this cartoon.
After or Before Service? Tweet This was inspired by our church having a chili luncheon one day after service recently. I was really glad it was AFTER!
First Words Tweet My wife almost cried when our oldest son’s first “word” was “dada”. I tried to convince her it wasn’t actually a word, but I think she thought I was being disingenuous. I was.
Clam Shell Soup Tweet I kept ragging on people investing in crypto because it was based on nothing. None of them went for the obvious rejoinder than neither is my money.
Another One of THOSE Shops?!?! Tweet I like s’mores, except that you can’t make or eat them without making a mess. Okay, so maybe that’s one of the features, not a bug.
A Buffett of Literature Tweet After having heard of “Last of the Mohicans” all my life I finally read it recently. Buy, that was a long slog! Glad I did, but doubt I’ll do it again.
Cell Phone Culture Tweet I think it has gotten better. I’m not seeing as many couples out on what looks like a date and staring at their phones instead of talking to each other.
Heard This One Before? Tweet As a child I used to tell this joke and had no idea what it meant. The same can be said for many other jokes I told. Some of them I’m not even embarrassed by now!