Violent Workshop Tweet I love it when seminars are offered on topics like this and the way the flyer is worded you’re not really sure whether they are in favor of violence or alcoholism or whatever.
Never Learn Tweet I think my wife came up with this one while we were watching some TV show that used the phrase from the first panel.
No Bad Advertising Tweet We were on a company picnic to the local AA minor league team (“The Bladder Spasms”) and we kept hearing all these endorsements for foul balls, double plays, walks, seemingly every conceivable play. I suggested we do this (since we are a hospice company). The marketing staff didn’t go for it. The funny thing was that, about five minutes after I suggested it, the local team actually pulled off a suicide squeeze!
Short of WHAT?!? Tweet This one really took me by surprise the first time I saw it written on a patient’s chart. I could not for the life of me figure out what else “S.O.B.” might stand for.
Stargate: JJ-nil Tweet I guess I should reserve judgment until I see Star Wars IX but JJ’s track record does not give me confidence.
No Liars Aloud Tweet A friend of mine said this about one of the candidates in the last presidential election. I asked if he was still going to vote, since the other candidate was clearly a liar, too. He just laughed and changed the subject.
Powerful Smellers Tweet The information in the first panel is true. So far, it’s just been tried with a few beagles (like, 3), but wouldn’t it be great if it can be expanded?
Massaging, the Truth Tweet Because Tuttle has a shell, see? I wouldn’t think a massage would … oh, never mind.
Heck’s Kitchen Tweet Or maybe Dave Ramsey defaulting on a gambling debt. Or a politician keeping a promise.
Snow Day!! Tweet This cartoon originally ran in January of 2010. Thought it might bring about some cool thoughts on this hot summer day. Probably not, but I still think it’s a funny strip.