Rocketry-try-try again Tweet I used to love doing model rockets when I was about 6-8th grade. I’ve thought about trying it again as an adult, but what I don’t really need is another hobby.
List of Lists Tweet For the title up there (above) on the web page, I wanted to use the punch-line, but that ruins the joke below.
In a Timely Manner Tweet I have a neurologist who is a very good doctor, if you don’t mind waiting. A lot.
How Real Are The Housewives? Tweet I have actually never seen any of those “Real Housewives” shows. Not even a minute. I still feel qualified to make fun of them.
Music for the Troubled Soul Tweet I thought about writing something in the title about “Music for Trannies” but knew someone would get bent out of shape about that.
Natural Pecan Pie Tweet I love pecans, but there are few worse tastes in the world than when you accidentally chomp down on a piece of shell! (Rather hard on the teeth, too.)
Seedy Storage Tweet I was seeing this product advertised a lot before Christmas. It just struck me as a product that would have sold really well ten or fifteen years ago.
Fresh Air Again!! Tweet I have only visited people in jail. I haven’t served any time. Still, there’s a wonderful feeling of freedom when you leave.