
My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.

My wife’s first initial is the same as my last initial. This has caused some good “accidents” over the years.

“Scratch it, Carl, scratch it!” How did he expect Rhonda to help, anyway?

Some restaurant we were eating at offered “fall off the bone ribs” and I just naturally had this idea.

I’m disgusted with what all I find in my keyboard. But does that stop me from eating there? (No)

One of those jokes that came up around the house a lot before I got around to drawing it. Why would he think a drink is an acceptable substitute?

My wife got a really good deal on salmon recently and the various recipes she made with it were fantastic. I don’t need salmon for a while.

Bought two tires, advertised at $119 apiece. Drove out of there with a bill of over $400.

I really enjoy smoothies and have found some pretty good combos to make at home. It’s always fun when a piece of strawberry or something is too big to suck through the straw. Hence this ‘toon.

To me, the real punchline is that Pete knows both the weight of a dollar bill and the number of grams in a pound off the top of his head.

I was pouring some peanuts into a bowl to make some trail mix and had this idea. No, I didn’t try it. It sounds disgusting.