HisPillow Tweet This was inspired by me handling a bag of grout and they are kindof malleable, but I don’t think they would be comfortable.
The Candidate’s Name REVEALED! Tweet And I bet the characters in “Tuttle’s” won’t mail in their ballots!! Phone them in, maybe, but never mail.
Were You There? Tweet I have thought of this joke every time I heard the medicine mentioned, just couldn’t think of the right wording for the punch line.
Where Does Dirt Come From? Tweet Maybe they could round up all that plastic that’s supposedly in the ocean and build the mountain out of that!
Great Idea! Tweet Between when I wrote this and when it came out, there suddenly became several teams who needed a desperate option for closer.
Sequels, Part 2 Tweet The only sequel I can think of that I like better than the original is the New Testament.
A Mountainous Idea! Tweet I mean, it’s not like there’s anything else there, right? Well, except for all of the farmers who make their living there and put food on our table.
Better (?) Sequels Tweet I can’t think of a movie sequel that I like better than the original. “Empire Strikes Back” come close, but no cigar.