I have known people like this. I used to be like this when it came to DP, but all of a sudden, it seemed like caffeine started effecting me. I miss it. Sob and sigh.
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Tag: #DoctorTuttle
The Owl at Midnight
No, there is no meta-message to this cartoon. Just an owl and a turtle and a million dollars.
Storefront Church
Personally, I would have no problem with the concession stand part. Maybe on the arcade.
Hot Chick
It’s an old joke, but a good one. I’ve used it around my house and I’m still married to the same wonderful woman!
Brothers Mario
Who knew that a movie that was just fun could do this well? (Answer: anyone with a brain.)
Sympathy Isn’t What It Used to Be
I was afraid this might offend some people, but it went over best with the people with daughters. I guess people have a sense of humor after all.
Evening News is Olds
I know so many people who are perpetually upset because they keep their TV and computer on the news all day. If you want to see them really upset, tell them to turn off the news!
Worth Fighting For
I am a big fan of the original iterations of both Wars and Trek. The recent iterations of Trek have left me cold and the recent series of Wars are kinda “meh”.
Very Punny, Mister!
I’m pretty sure there are forms of humor that are lower than puns. And most above and below aren’t as funny. So why do we groan at puns?
Sleep Like the Star
Many dogs have back problems as they get older. Maybe this is why Snoopy never had such issues.