Fine Dining Finally Tweet These are, honestly, some of my favorite treats in the world. I don’t keep the ingredients around the house, though, because I tend to overeat.
A New Taste Sensation Tweet I am a big fan of spray whip cream, but there may be a few things it wouldn’t improve. I don’t know that chili is one of them, though.
Southern Food Tweet I was thinking of food that seemed to be very regional but don’t go together. Black-eyed peas followed by Blue Bell Ice Cream? Now THAT’s magic!
All Seated on the Ground Tweet Unfortunately, not enough people are familiar enough with the Biblical narrative for this joke to work anymore.
Saus for Sale Tweet This was based on an actual sign seen at a gas station near my house. Wind plays havoc with our signs around here (and everything else). I was surprised, though. how long it took them to correct the error.
Now Thats’a Thanksgiving! Tweet This occurred to me while I was driving around one day, trying to think of a Thanksgiving cartoon. Maybe I passed a pizza place. I don’t remember.
Kale Sera Sera Tweet We had some kale chips recently that were actually pretty good. My wife tried to make some at home and, while tasty, just couldn’t get them as crisp as the store-bought ones.
Foodies Tweet Every restaurant in our town claims to have won the award for “best pizza joint” or “best Mexican food” or whatever last year. Either there are a lot of awards going out, or someone’s lying.